1. Hard liquor – Flu in a bottle 2. A person draws the beast out of the heart of their mate and battles it thus experiencing therapeutic catharsis. Best to seek catharsis elsewhere. 3. It’s all I can do to do what I don’t do . 4. Man to acquaintance: “You look just like Stalin [...]
1. Chandleresque detective to colleague: They want me dead….and I can live with that. 2. Her hesitant affection smacked the nape of my neck like a damp mackerel…and it wasn’t fishing season. 3. Greatness consists of patiently answering the little voices emanating from a work in progress that say “Help me! – help me” 4. [...]
1. Highway Patrol: Rolling tax collectors 2. Female colossal gorilla: Thong Kong 3. I mistakenly called AA to get my car towed instead of AAA – the driver told me it was going to take twelve steps to get my car hitched up. 4. New law firm: Fleetwood, Mack, Arroni and Cheese 5. TV sitcom: [...]